A little experiment. Reblog if you don’t mind roleplayers responding with lengthy replies containing extreme details.

pandaswaittillmarriage   She puts up with so much ilu

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fuckyeah1990s:

Happy earth day…

lolinondodatt:

obeyaqsaa:

i couldnt scroll past this i had to reblog

I really tried to scroll past it

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hardcoregrandma:

me as a parent

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z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

image

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bestnatesmithever:

Dear President Clinton

Here’s a joke for you:

Q: After spending years trying to get over the whole Monica Lewinsky scandal, how would you describe your relationship with Mrs Clinton?

A: Close, but no cigar.

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fashioninfographics:

A cheat sheet to highlighting and contouring

fashioninfographics:

A cheat sheet to highlighting and contouring

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doctordonna10:

tsundereslasher:

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SAMUEL L JACKSON IS WEARING A SHIRT THAT SAYS IM NOT LAURENCE FISHBURNE

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dyehardblackhair:

blackfashion:

Beyonce on the cover of OUT Magazine May 2014 issue

“There is a double standard when it comes to sexuality that still persists. Men are free and women are not. That is crazy. You can be a businesswoman, a mother, an artist, and a feminist — whatever you want to be‚ and still be a sexual being. It’s not mutually exclusive.”

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ladynips:

the fruits of my free time. male nonon.

ladynips:

  • the fruits of my free time. male nonon.

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kauvera:

supernatural-aka-tearsandgay:

wiener-cest:

demeaniac:

STOP SCROLLING

straighten your back, mate

NOW GO ON

woah thanks i really needed that today

tumblr user demeaniac doing little favors for tumblr one post at a time

FUCK THIS POST HAS SHOWED UP LIKE 10 TIMES TODAY AND I HAVE BEEN HUNCHED OVER EVERY FUCKING TIME

PLEASE KEEP THIS GOING it is the best reminder for me ever and I always need it omg

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thatguyhasabeardandmoxie:

bonesmakenoise:

theweepingtimelord:

Lembas Bread (Lord of the Rings “authentic” Elvish bread)

Ingredients: 

 2 ½ cups of flour
1 tablespoon of baking powder
¼ teaspoon of salt
½ cup of butter
1/3 cup of brown sugar
1 teaspoon of cinnamon
½ teaspoon honey
2/3 cup of heavy whipping cream
½ teaspoon of vanilla

Directions:

Preheat oven to 425F. Mix the flour, baking powder and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and mix with a well till fine granules (easiest way is with an electric mixer). Then add the sugar and cinnamon, and mix them thoroughly.

Finally add the cream, honey, and vanilla and stir them in with a fork until a nice, thick dough forms.

Roll the dough out about 1/2 in thickness. Cut out 3-inch squares and transfer the dough to a cookie sheet.Criss-cross each square from corner-to-corner with a knife, lightly (not cutting through the dough).

Bake for about 12 minutes or more (depending on the thickness of the bread) until it is set and lightly golden.

***Let cool completely before eating, this bread tastes better room temperature and dry. Also for more flavor you can add more cinnamon or other spices***

as someone who has baked these A LOT

They are REALLY GOOD

and I am reblogging this because I KEEP LOSING MY RECIPE 

Fuck yes. Now the real question is… Will they fill my stomach in one bite?

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